Anyways so we were at the last party of the night so I decided to speed up a little on the drinking because my momma didn't raise no .... well you know. I'm sad to say that when midnight rolled around I was outside on the side of my car upchucking. I did stop to think about how nice it was not to be in a small hot house surrounded by lots of sweaty people who were constantly stepping on my damn feet.
So there I was lying in the damn grass relaxing since I had just used a ton of energy to throw up when someone ran up saying, "who's is this"? "where are you friends"? Shortly after this the sober friend found me and came running screaming, "that one's mine". She helped me into the car and told me she was going to grab our other friend and she would be back.
Naturally I passed out waiting on them to get back and finally they were back. We started to head home when the friend who had also had a little too much to drink and I decided we needed to throw up again and that's when it happened. We both had our heads sticking out of the car like dogs going for a ride. Her in the front seat and me in the backseat. Throwing our guts up on the inside and outside of the car and suddenly you just hear.... WOOOOMMPPP the loudest fart noise ever. I thought for sure she had shit herself!
She continued every time she hurled she farted it was the funniest thing I've ever heard and seen in my life. She did that the hole twenty minute drive home and it was awesome. When we asked her about it the next day she had no recollection of the event.
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