Shot Gunning 101

I've never met so many people who don't know how to shot gun a coke, an apple juice, you know the occasional beer. I like to shot gun different beverages when I am wanting to celebrate something or just to get my day kicked off.

One time Kara did a half way descent job or so I thought. I heard the can click when she popped the tab. I heard her chugging then suddenly I heard a choking sound. My beverage was three fourths of the way gone I couldn't stop to check on her then suddenly I heard lots of liquids hitting the ground. 

No she wasn't throwing up she just couldn't handle how fast it was coming out so she had to spit out what was in her mouth and let the rest drain on accident because she didn't know to hold the can up high.

I work with a guy who likes to try and shot gun apple juices with me. He's not very fast and i'm not sure he really gets it. We poke a hole on the lower side of the box with a knife, that's where your mouth goes. Then you use the straw to puncture the little hole that you would normally put the straw in to drink the juice. When you pop the hole it shoots the apple juice right down. You don't have to squeeze the box or anything. 

I tend to get a little disappointed in Jack because I try to help him with shot gunning the apple juice and yet he still squeezes the box and typically gets it all over himself. 

I told my friends I would hold a shot gunning 101 class one of these Saturdays just for them. You can't go to college and not know how to properly drink your libations.